Nine words women say...

I received this and thought I would share. Men, please take note and be aware...

Nine words women use...
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>1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
>right and you need to shut up.
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>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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>3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
>and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
>usually end in fine.
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>4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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>5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
>standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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>6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
>can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
>before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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>7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
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>8.) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying @#**?! YOU!
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>9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
>is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
>'What's
>wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.